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Why is Cock better Than Pussy?

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I was in a taxi the other day and somehow those words came out of my mouth at just the time that the taxi was deathly quiet.
So we were talking about cock blocking which is the act of blocking cock. One friend stops another guy from getting with their female friend, that’s cock blocking. We were wondering what the equivalent is for chicks, where a friend stops a girl from getting with her male friend. I suggested Pussy Plugging. The guys we were with were saying that that sounds disgusting and I asked “Why is Cock better than Pussy?” It’s still a question I want to ask, does cock blocking sound better than pussy plugging and if so, why? Is it not only we have more exposed to the word cock than to the word pussy?

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10 thoughts on “Why is Cock better Than Pussy?

  1. A lil’ clarification here;
    Cock blocking is when anybody(male or female) stands in a guy’s way of getting with any female(friend or stranger)
    Say you are at a bar and you see a hot girl and on your way to chat her up, another guy beats you to her, dude just cock blocked you.

    lol.Girl you so crazy!!

    Pussy plugging? That just nasty.
    Let pussy plugging( I can’t believe I just repeated it) be used in an episode of a hit TV show(entourage, sex and the sity) and it will be all over the place.It will be ok to say.

    Here is my theory as to why cock blocking is better than that word.
    Guys are more vulgar in a casual way. We be talking about pussy like we are talking about ice.So generally people are used to hearing the word pussy for it’s sexual connotation. Now when it comes to cock,guys never talk about that. Girls only talk about it amongst themselves so it’s not as universal.

    Lemme put it this way, Say out the word pussy around ten people and all of them will think female genitalia. Say the word cock and half of them will think livestock.
    Some up, more people know that for a dirty word than people know cock for a dirty word.

    And oh, I will neglect to make ya’ll recognize this FIRSTIE.

  2. I didn’t even know any blocking of anything – cock or hen – whatsoever. I guess I’m too much out of harm’s way. So … thank you Prof. Nate for the lesson.

    Thank you Mr. Magoo for teaching us.

  3. Savage, lecture noted! 🙂

  4. The word harbls is still making me giggle. I can’t grow up.

    Here’s a lolbes. Of the man blocking his own cock.

    http://www.Photo-Host.org/view/653204lolbesigyeprotectharbls.jpg

  5. Do I have to choose??

  6. It would be awesome if it was picked up though. Do you think I would be credited? I should put it on Urban Dictionary.

  7. Thing is, Cock blocking implies blocking of the cock. Conversely, that would mean, Pussy plugging is in fact plugging of the pussy, which, concordantly begs the question thereof, what is plugging said pussy, and if something or someone is infact involved, have you stifled the innate getting someness?
    Also, in some areas, plugging is actually slang for shagging… Hence, Nate is right.

  8. LOL!! this post is so funny. and i really dont know or care which ever way they choose to block or plug.

  9. Hi, These are just slangs widely acceptable and used in the US. Thats not worse to hear, I will send you scenarios of what I have heard Girls and Guys share (at time in the bus and you wish you had ear-plugs. Its summer guyz/Miro are horny.

    cock block

    verb

    1. to interfere with a male’s attempt to talk to a female or engaging her sexually. Usually this is performed by distracting one of the parties, obstructing the path between the male and female, etc. Normally the person “cock blocking” has the intention of talking to the female.

    Example:
    I was trying to hit on that girl, but her friend was cock blocking.

    noun

    1. someone who cock blocks.

    Example:
    I was trying to hit on that girl, but her friend was being such a cock block.

    pussy block

    verb

    1. to interfere with a female’s attempt to talk to a male or engaging him sexually. Usually this is performed by distracting one of the parties, obstructing the path between the male and female, etc. Normally the person “pussy blocking” has the intention of talking to the male.

    Example:
    I was trying to hit on that guy, but his friend was pussy blocking.

    noun

    1. someone who pussy blocks.

    Example:
    I was trying to hit on that guy, but his friend was being such a pussy block.

    Darlkom, Thanks for that, Anonymous HMMM

  10. put in urban dictionary! for me i’ll use it!

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